1 minute stories: “Pirates and spaceships”

Obertoffel
2 min readJan 13, 2023

Once upon a time, in a distant future, the world was a very different place. People had finally achieved the impossible and had colonized the stars. However, with this great achievement came a new problem: space pirates.

These ruthless criminals roamed the galaxy, looting and pillaging all in their path. They were known for their absurdly large ships and even more absurdly large mustaches. They were led by the notorious Captain “Patchy” McPatchface, who was feared by all who crossed his path.

The people of the galaxy were in dire need of a hero, someone to put an end to the pirate’s reign of terror. And that hero was none other than Captain “Laser” McBeam. He was the most skilled and daring pilot in the galaxy, and he was determined to bring the pirates to justice.

With his trusty spaceship, the “Galactic Goliath,” Captain McBeam set out on a mission to capture Captain McPatchface and his crew. But little did he know, the pirates had a few tricks up their sleeves.

As Captain McBeam flew through space, he was ambushed by the pirate’s ship, the “Laughing Larceny.” The two ships engaged in an epic battle, with laser beams flying and explosions left and right. But Captain McBeam was not one to be underestimated. He had a secret weapon, a giant can of hair spray mixed with oxygen. With one swift spray, he set the pirate ship ablaze, sending the pirates fleeing for their lives.

With the other pirates fleeing in escape pods, Captain McBeam finally boarded the Laughing Larceny, where only Captain McPatchface was left. But the pirate captain was not going down without a fight. He pulled out his trusty sword and engaged in a sword duel with Captain McBeam. But with his superior laser sword skills, Captain McBeam emerged victorious.

With the pirate captain captured and brought to justice, the people of the galaxy could finally breathe a sigh of relief. Captain McBeam had saved the day, and his legend lived on for generations to come. But as for Captain McPatchface, he was sentenced to a lifetime of hair styling lessons, in hopes that he would learn to keep his mustache in check.

The end.

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